The New Fad

Pregnancy is the new fad.?

i must have missed the memo. Like seriousLy everyone is turning up pregnant. wtf is wrong w. these girLs.? why yu wanna go nd do tht now L0Ve.? to keep tht guy.? psshhh. most of the new parents aint even 2gthr.! i h8 goin to babyshowers. heLL i h8 kids. i h8 whiney bitches compLain abt this and tht...shuuut uuup. yu shuLdnt have foLLowed the trend. DUUUh.! LoL its a few exceptions...Lik my gf. but aLL the other bird brains is out here bein singLe parents bkuz they were tryin to keep tht N0 G00D ASS NiGGA. HA.! thts wht the fuck they get. psshhh wen i turn up w a prego ego it 4 damn sure wnt be to trap a LiL boy. i hope by tht time the trend is over.!!!

The DST.

okay this one is a tad bit...expLicit...

i was having a conversation with one of my favorite guys. we were taLkin abt sex. (nothing new) and he was so caLLed "schooLin" me on guys and sex. one area in particuLar. this is funny to me. he teLLs me "if you gonna suck d*** and pLay wit a n****s b***s then be carefuL. s*** them joints are so sensitive." this was jus funny to me. he proceed to say "a girL knows if she can suck on my b***s if she passes the 'd*** suckin test'"

now for those of you who are Like me and never knew what that was i'LL expLain. its the test to see if yur canines aka yur fangs scratch a guys penis wen yu are oraLLy pLeasing him. if yu do N0T then its a go to suck on his b***s.

remember b4 yu decide to suck a man testicLes yu'd better pass tht test. if N0T consequences may occur. such as...

• being punched in the forehead.
• being caLLed out of yur name
• being denied sex
• no return phone caLLs
• he may fuck one of yur friends faces.

so do be carefuL.

FeeLing Lik BLaH.!

have yu ever jus feLt Lik...b La H.!? Lik yur N0T quite happy. yur N0T quite sad. yur jus. . .b La H. LoL thts how i feeL right now. i h8 this feeLin. i dnt know wht to do w. myseLf. im sure most of us hav. yu start to do somethin but haLfway thru yur Lik "this aint even wht i wanna do." shit is crazy man. i wanna be w. someone but then again i dnt. b La H is unsure state. a state of uncertainty. i dnt even know if thts wht i wanted to say but oh weLL no backspacin for this. this is Lik my rawest post right now. LoL. im N0T even reaLLy Laughin.! aint tht craaazy.? i guess so. weLL...im gonna be b La h untiL it fades away.!

A TimeLess Beauty #1

Janet Damit Jo Jackson... What a beauty.! For years

Janet has been a musicaL icon. With hit after hit...

Janet has made a name for herseLf. How can you
deny those Lips and Legs.? She is one of the few
women in the ceLebrity worLd that is stiLL fine
after so many years. beg to differ.?

you say i don`t taLk to you,
and i say i feeL distant frm you
a min. feeLs Like forever ; so imagine this,
missing the way we Love, the way we cuddLe
and most of aLL the way we kiss
tired of waiting, tired of trying
taLking gets me nowhere
esp. w| my thgts && dreams of wantn yu here
"in due time" is who i aLways depend on
restLess i find myseLf trying to stay strong
for this is onLy "temporary"
feeLing more Like its contrary
to us being together
so untiL we meet again i`LL be stuck under this
stinky
gLoomy
weather . . . .
written by: Shanesha T. Menzies.

i Think He Likes Me.!

Technology feels like the only way I can stare her in the eyes without
blushing, the beauty within makes me want her more... The way she
presents herself... I can't help but adore. Her devilish smile, her
sassy attitude, her knowledge within, sometimes I can't comprehend, but
then again, I'll never win. I'll just keep doin the best I can do, 2
express how much she really means 2 me... The love I have 4 u... And if
I were 2 die 2night, or we get into some sort of a fight, I wouldn't
want this 2 go unread, so make sure u read this, right b4 u rest ur
head... God's willin I'll still be alive, I just hope u know, I'll
always be there 4 u, 2 dry ur teary eyes... Through the good and the
bad, stormy weathers and all.. I'll be there 2 catch u when u fall... I
thank God everyday that "u" are in my life, not sure the reason, but
I'll be here with u 4 many seasons... Ok so now I'm gettin tired of
typing so in conclusion, I'll continue 2 be ur "lame" and u will be my
"loser"...
By Matthew

hiLaaaaarious.!

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses On And Point A
Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down... 
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice! 
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries
With That?


4. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks . Once Everyone Has Gotten
Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch To Espresso.
5. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write ' For Marijuana '.
6. Skip Down The Hall Rather Than Walk, And See How Many Looks You
Get. 
7. Order A Diet Water Whenever You Go Out To Eat, With A Serious Face. 
8. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.
9. Sing Along At The Opera.
10 Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party
Because YouHave A Headache. 
11 When The Money Comes Out Of The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!' 
12 When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking Lot,
Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'
13. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To
Have To Let One Of You Go.'
14. PICK UP A BOX OF CONDOMS AT THEPHARMACY, GO TO THE COUNTER AND ASK
WHERE THE FITTING ROOM IS.

I'm So Trey.!

aLL of yaLL know how i feeL about Mr. Songz...I L0Ve him and his music. There isn't one song that he has put out that i dont Like. i wiLL argue anyone down about this mans vocaL taLents. dont beLieve me...? TRY me. in my opinion he is underrated. he doesn't get enough props. he's been out for a coooooL minute and his fan base has just now expanded. he's just now getting the recognition that he shouLd have been getting.! yu ppL are bananas. Guess yu dnt know reaL taLent at 1st sight. psshhh. i suppose but...im so trey.!!!

A Few Bangers.!!!

• pLay house
• Last time
• store run
• onLy girL
• i don't Love you
• sticky face
• aLLthe ifs
• your behind
• cheat on you
• ego (cover)
• in the middLe
• infideLity
• scratchin' me up
• 
  
  wonder woman
• 
  
  can't heLp but wait
• 
  
  brand new
• 
  
  missin you
• 
  
  i gotta go
• 
  
  grub on
• 
  
  roLe pLay
• 
  
  we shouLd be

and many many more. yaLL do me a favor and get on ya trey Loves. its songz...YEEEUUUP.!!!

Girl Tonite (Featuring Trey Songz) (video) BET version Amended Album Version audio - Big D

Run This Town.!

maaaan yaLL know i L0Ves me some Jay-Z.!!!

i aLmost passed out wen i seen this video.!

sorry it took so Long to put this up.! shame on me.!!!
im sick of the taLks of ppL who a Jay h8r. Anybody tht dnt Lik Jay-Z and yu reading this...suck it easy nd swaLLow the evidence.!!!

by the waaay rihanna is such a BAD bitch in this video.

i ddnt care wht nobody says she fine as fuck.! Pi-Y0W (Pi-Y0W courtesy of Ryan Cityboy Love. check him out)

Amber "B0MB ASS" Rose was on the set Lookin good.!!!

Its The R0C Baby.! R0CNATi0N.!!!