Best Friend

Last night I had a discussion with my favorite cousin. He recently got rid of his 2 best friends (both female) for not being good best friends. I felt him because I have two best friends too (both male). Only difference is, my best friends are the good kind. I proposed to my cousin that I be his best friend since we are so close anyway. Do you know what this A-Hole told me...? He told me "No. You can't meet all the requirements." Wanna know where I fail at.? I'm his cousin. And being that I'm his cousin we can't have sex. So I don't qualify for the position. I'm actually banned from even thinkin about bein his best friend.

He believes that you're supposed to have sex with your best friend one time. WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU BOY.!? You are definitely not supposed to sex your best friend. I'm sorry but that goes against everything. I tried to explain to him that women are emotional creatures. We feed off of emotions. We get attached through sex and quality time. Why would he want to do that.? If he sexes his best friend she will more than likely catch feelings for him then be secretely jealous of all the other chicks he mess with. Even the smartest guys say the dumbest guy stuff.!!! UGGGHHHHHHH

The Real Little Me

I found this picture of me from when I was just a young tyke. I look EXACTLY the same. I know, I know. I was just as cute then as I am now. can't tell me otherwise.!

Be Not Afraid

Be not afraid of the woman with a broken heart. Be that of the woman with the shattered soul.
-Ursula